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FAMOUS LAST WORDS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
1/16/2022 5:25 am
FAMOUS LAST WORDS



Below are the last words of a selection of famous people.

Go away, I am all right.
(H G Wells, author)

Yes, a bullet-proof vest.
(James W Rodgers, the murderer on being asked if he had a last request before being executed by a firing squad)

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
(Humphrey Bogart, actor)

I am sorry, boys, I am all wet.
(Gracie Allen, wife and comedy partner of George Burns)

If you do not like it, you can fuck off!
(Keith Moon, The Who drummer after asking his girlfriend to cook breakfast)

I am about - or I am going - to die: either expression is correct.
(Dominique Bouhours, French priest and grammarian)

The car seems okay.
(Ayrton Senna, racing car driver)

That was a great game of golf, fellers.
(Bing Crosby, singer)

I have had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that is the record.
(Dylan Thomas, poet)

I am losing.
(Frank Sinatra, singer)

Fuck you!
(Tupac, the rapper on seeing a policeman trying to resuscitate him after getting shot)

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who have not said enough.
(Karl Marx, co-author of The Communist Manifesto)



Hey fellas! How about this for tomorrows headline? French fries!
(James French, the murderer before being executed by electric chair)

I should have drunk more Champagne.
(John Maynard Keynes, economist)

Leave me alone, I am fine.
(Barry White, singer-songwriter)

Why should I talk to you? I have just been talking with your boss.
(Wilson Mizner, the playwright talking to a priest)

Get my swan costume ready.
(Anna Pavlova, ballerina)

I would rather be skiing than doing what I am doing.
(Stan Laurel, comedy partner of Oliver Hardy)

One last drink, please.
(Jack Daniel, whisky distiller)

Okay, I will not.
(Elvis Presley, the singer replying to his fiancee on being asked not to fall asleep in the bathroom)

I am bored with it all.
(Winston Churchill, politician)

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
(Oscar Wilde, poet and playwright)

I have never felt better.
(Douglas Fairbanks Senior, actor)

Die, my dear doctor, that is the last thing I shall do!
(Henry John Temple, Third Viscount Palmerston)

Have you heard of any other memorable last words?
Have you thought about your last words?


I have given some thought to my last words. I hope I would say something memorably witty but, no doubt when the time comes, I will probably just utter some demented gibberish with no one around to witness my passing!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/16/2022 5:26 am

Though not strictly his last words, I love the epitaph on Spike Milligan’s grave: “I told you I was ill”!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/16/2022 6:15 am

I'd be curious to know how many have said, 'Watch out for that...' 😶
I'm pretty sure it is a popular one. ❗ ❗ 😎


classicalrebel4 68M
1755 posts
1/16/2022 6:25 am

For me - Why now? You never cared what I said before.

Please don't let me be misunderstood.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
1/16/2022 6:56 am

im sure...hey watch this...has been the last utterance for more than a few..

woop woop


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
1/16/2022 6:59 am

I've long said that when my time comes I'm hiring the biggest-titted hooker I can find to smother me. So my last words will likely be something like "hhhummmppppfffthhhh".

There is a joke here in the US that a red-neck's (unsophisticated Southern person) last words frequently are "HEY YA'LL - watch this!"

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/16/2022 7:24 am

Exactly what one would expect from Tupac. Unfortunately I have heard many last words, but I really do not remember them. Nope, I am going to keep quiet

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MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
1/16/2022 7:34 am

I've a feeling my last words will be, "Nurse!"

Baffies

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/16/2022 7:53 am

Perhaps my last words will be “Is that all there is?” In tribute to the great Peggy Lee song.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/16/2022 7:54 am

"So long, farewell, adieu adieu adieu"!


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
1/16/2022 8:19 am

Def food for thought Spunky, and how did you find all those "Famous Last Words"?! Would indeed be frustrating when not completing a saying about "where leaving a million dollars" though!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
1/16/2022 8:52 am

Like some of the above, I imagine a classic last comment is “oh sh*t”!
I guess I should write mine down and keep it in my wallet. Something simple like “well, it was fun while it lasted”.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
1/16/2022 10:49 am

Since I don't know how or when I'll die, my last words could be anything from "I think I'll sleep now" to "Dang! I'm out of peanut butter!"

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
1/16/2022 1:26 pm

"I'd like to be buried with an elephant bone. Just to confuse future archaeologists."


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/17/2022 5:22 am

Love the cartoon!!!

And "ouch" on the Senna words!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/17/2022 9:42 am

Thanks for sharing all of these great last words. People do have some interesting ones.

No I haven't thought about any last words I think my silence would rather speak volumes..

I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:07 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'd be curious to know how many have said, 'Watch out for that...' 😶
    I'm pretty sure it is a popular one. ❗ ❗ 😎
I'm going to watch out for that one!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:08 pm

    Quoting  :

It's always better to think about living than dying!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:09 pm

    Quoting classicalrebel4:
    For me - Why now? You never cared what I said before.
They're very good last words to utter.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:10 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    im sure...hey watch this...has been the last utterance for more than a few..
I think you're right, watch this must be popular last words.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:11 pm

Big tits will be the death of you!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:11 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Exactly what one would expect from Tupac. Unfortunately I have heard many last words, but I really do not remember them. Nope, I am going to keep quiet
Tupac was always a charmer!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:13 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    I've a feeling my last words will be, "Nurse!"
I hope the nurse will be topless as she gives you the kiss of life!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:15 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Perhaps my last words will be “Is that all there is?” In tribute to the great Peggy Lee song.
If we're doing songs, then The Jam's Going Underground would be apt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:20 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    "So long, farewell, adieu adieu adieu"!
Don't forget to say au revoir, adiós, addio, tot ziens and tschüss!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:21 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Def food for thought Spunky, and how did you find all those "Famous Last Words"?! Would indeed be frustrating when not completing a saying about "where leaving a million dollars" though!
I have too much time on my hands and went googling for famous last words!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:22 pm

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Like some of the above, I imagine a classic last comment is “oh sh*t”!
    I guess I should write mine down and keep it in my wallet. Something simple like “well, it was fun while it lasted”.
I can imagine the disappointment as you ask someone for your wallet to say your last words when they'd be thinking they're going to be given some money!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:24 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Since I don't know how or when I'll die, my last words could be anything from "I think I'll sleep now" to "Dang! I'm out of peanut butter!"
I like the 'peanut butter' words as your last words.
PS I sent another mail to you; I hope you got it. Let me know if not and I'll try again.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:32 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    "I'd like to be buried with an elephant bone. Just to confuse future archaeologists."
That would be great, you'd be in the news!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:34 pm

    Quoting  :

"What a ride it has been" would be great last words after having sex cowgirl-style!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:37 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Love the cartoon!!!

    And "ouch" on the Senna words!
Senna's last words were far from prophetic!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/17/2022 12:39 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Thanks for sharing all of these great last words. People do have some interesting ones.

    No I haven't thought about any last words I think my silence would rather speak volumes..

    I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
Silence would defintly speak volumes.
I see the 49ers won their play-off game. Super Bowl here they come!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/17/2022 1:19 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Don't forget to say au revoir, adiós, addio, tot ziens and tschüss!
If I have enough time....I'll also add
do svidaniya
Sayōnara
arrivederci
mar sin leat
adjö
Aloha


DanielZwat1950 74M  
436 posts
1/26/2022 4:56 am

This post has me thinking Spunky!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/26/2022 7:44 am

It's always good to think!


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