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EnigmaInitiative 53F
3105 posts
12/21/2021 7:09 am
Court of AFF Opinion

This is intended to be a light addition to my blog, I'm not going to put up questions that actually matter because your girl ain't got time to referee anyone but these cats.

Anyhoo

First question, an easy one:

How does the toilet paper go?

Over or Under?
Over
Under


EnigmaInitiative 53F
5705 posts
12/21/2021 7:10 am

I'm an over girl myself.


author51 59F  
128877 posts
12/21/2021 7:26 am

OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a Maid of sorts and clean for a living. I once worked at a 5 star Hotel and when it came time to put on a new roll, it was drilled in to me that it is over, never under as we had to make the end of a fresh roll look pretty. You can not do that if it is under my friend..lol.

I am one that will fix other peoples rolls in their bathroom if they have it Under instead of Over..Love it Hun..xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life..xoxo

TEASE YOU TUESDAY SEXUAL SIREN


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:02 pm:
I've never been so bold to do at it others' house, but I have converted people I live with

Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/21/2021 7:51 am

Doesn't matter at my house. Pivots on my dispensors are not horizontal... they go through the roll vertically. I must be the odd man out when it comes to that question.

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:02 pm:
Ahhhh, smart man

jajo696 67F
4138 posts
12/21/2021 8:01 am

Under....its slips slides and rolls to the floor easily when its over. Seems to have a mind of its own when over....

I like to be able to control how many sheets i pull off, thats best done when its under~


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:03 pm:
I see you chose violence

Just kidding

Your house, your rules.

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40478 posts
12/21/2021 8:33 am

I was an over person until I pulled at some toilet paper and the holder came off the wall. Now I'm a dedicated under person!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:04 pm:
Ah, so you choose violence

Kidding,really

Your house, your rules.

redrockrascal 63M
23512 posts
12/21/2021 9:30 am

Into the porcelain throne when used.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:05 pm:
Har har har

Okay, new question, which way do you mount the toilet paper roll onto the pivot?

Mount is going to get me in trouble isn't it?

boobwhisperer69 59M  
8105 posts
12/21/2021 9:54 am

Look up the patent!!!!!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:05 pm:
I'm aware the patent says over.

fang070 51M
1239 posts
12/21/2021 11:05 am

In my youth I used to be an under man, until I found the light and became a true OVER.

Unbelievers search and follow the light and be an over, LOL


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:05 pm:
Welcome to the light

flannel_light 59F  
4490 posts
12/21/2021 12:10 pm

For me it's over. Just makes it easier for this lefty

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:06 pm:
It is easier.

mtrazzledazzle 51M
56 posts
12/21/2021 1:06 pm

Lol, ideally, over, but just as long as there's some left on the roll is the important part!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:06 pm:
Oh so very true.

LordMandrakeJB 65M  
664 posts
12/21/2021 1:07 pm

Age old argument. I'm an over guy.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:06 pm:
I go to someone's house and see toilet paper sitting on top, I'm putting it on the spool.


citizen4722 64M  
74149 posts
12/21/2021 1:36 pm

Over....over here


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:07 pm:
You know what's up

CleavageFan4U 64M  
68983 posts
12/21/2021 2:03 pm

I can't believe there is even a need to ask - OVER! ( But then again you did say you'd not be dealing with hot button issues. )

Up next - toilet seat up or down?

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:07 pm:
Hey, next week's is going to be harder, I promise. Just not "hot button"

110voltman 65M
14 posts
12/21/2021 2:25 pm

It is much easier to just roll your hand over the top instead of having to fish it out from the bottom. Maybe that is where the term " Ass Backwards" came from.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:08 pm:
Preach, you know the way

ULIXBIG 67M
9274 posts
12/21/2021 3:33 pm

Over! If it's under and there is too much moisture in the room and the wall gets damp, then the paper ends up wet! Yuck!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:08 pm:
Hey ULI,

It's so good to see you're still around.

dwz5234 69M
1811 posts
12/21/2021 4:25 pm

Over !!!!!!!!!!!!!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:08 pm:
I'm with you

mc_justmc 61M  
6926 posts
12/21/2021 4:49 pm

Over is the correct answer. I see 13 so far got this WRONG!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:09 pm:


Are you over here like Joy changing how people's toilet paper is mounted?

redrockrascal 63M
23512 posts
12/21/2021 7:12 pm

EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 8:05 pm:
Har har har

Okay, new question, which way do you mount the toilet paper roll onto the pivot?

Mount is going to get me in trouble isn't it?

I don't think mounting you would create any problems and it would like solve some.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:08 am:
I don't think mounting you would create any problems and it would like solve some.

You're probably right

ULIXBIG 67M
9274 posts
12/21/2021 7:24 pm

Yes, my dear friend, still alive and kicking. But I have been incredibly busy with work all year. And still am... SO, I haven't had much time to hang out here. But good to see you, too!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:09 am:


I'm so glad, I was a wee bit worried when I came back that I didn't see you...especially with how the world is today.

PonyGirl1965 56F
21351 posts
12/22/2021 12:03 am

As long as there is paper, I'm happy


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:10 am:
Truth be told, I mount mine over....but Nick does his all willy nilly with no rhyme or reason. Either works in the long run

lickandsquirt71 52M/49F  
31 posts
12/22/2021 12:52 am

Both wrong...Goes up , in, then down..repeat!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:11 am:
I'm trying to work that out in my head...

Up the crack?

In the crack?

Down the Toilet?

Did I get it?

passiondfk 45M  
3 posts
12/22/2021 2:16 am

unless your in the habit of washing your hand prior to sitting and using paper, if its against the wall, how many dirty hands are mucking up your wall and leaving a bacterial cess pool, over keeps it on the paper and off your paint.


Alannah_cd 64T  
169 posts
12/22/2021 4:18 am

over also...and enjoy those kitties! xoxoxoxooxo


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:12 am:
I'm with you.

You know me and these kitties are living the high life over here.

justskin1 70M
13023 posts
12/22/2021 6:10 am

You are trying to referee cats? How is that going? I am an over person but understand that with some playful pets that can result in a big pile of paper on the floor. Had a cat that would unroll the whole thing so had to commit heresy and go under.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:18 am:
It's mainly me yelling "Heeeeeyyyyyyy, stop that".

None of my cats go after my rolls, thankfully.

EnigmaInitiative 53F
5705 posts
12/22/2021 6:11 am

    Quoting passiondfk:
    unless your in the habit of washing your hand prior to sitting and using paper, if its against the wall, how many dirty hands are mucking up your wall and leaving a bacterial cess pool, over keeps it on the paper and off your paint.
A very good and valid point


naughtyguy1950 71M
69 posts
12/22/2021 8:05 am

I like it over myself, but to each there own.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 4:19 pm:
True, their house their rules.

BiGuy4Fun19020 51M  
9 posts
12/22/2021 12:22 pm

In our house it goes under, but only because the cat is an asshole and will unwind the whole thing if we do it over...


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 4:20 pm:
I totally get that, I wonder why my cats never go after ours. Shrugs

lok4fun500 111M  
51569 posts
12/22/2021 7:54 pm

OVER!!!
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EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 7:59 pm:
Santa knows what's what

lok4fun500 111M  
51569 posts
12/22/2021 7:55 pm

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EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 7:59 pm:
Ohhhh good question, probably find some leaves or something, ya?

Readywhenur69969 71M  
14 posts
12/22/2021 8:18 pm

In the patent application the Scott brothers showed the roll with the paper OVER. End of discussion!

I was in the group now I can't acess it!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:53 am:
I know what the patent says, but to say people having been using things against what their patented for a long time is an understatement.

That said, I'm an over

pacnwlover42 52M
9730 posts
12/22/2021 8:40 pm

Over for sure! And don’t be stuck with one ply. 😱

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:53 am:
One play is the worst

seingalt23 57M  
5531 posts
12/23/2021 2:14 am

Over and over and over again ...

I tend to fix this while visiting otherΒ΄s bath room

And please: always close the lid (if there is any). I noticed, that in the USA the water is quite high in the bowl, in Europe itΒ΄s much deeper . I really donΒ΄t like to dip in my dick tip

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Next question, ladies: how are you cleaning your vagina after peeing? I learned: always downwards. Correct? By the way: IΒ΄m cleaning my dick tip afterwards, which is making an unplanned blowjob more tasty.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:56 am:
You and Joy going to peoples' houses and changing toilet paper I'm so not that bold, but I have changed the minds of those who lived with me in the past.

Next question, ladies: how are you cleaning your vagina after peeing?
I learned: always downwards. Correct?


That's how they tell you to do it, but that's not how I personally wipe.

By the way: IΒ΄m cleaning my dick tip afterwards, which is making an unplanned blowjob more tasty.

Smart man,no woman I know wants the taste of urine in their mouths.

patnnj2 65M
286 posts
12/23/2021 4:37 am

My wife is the boss, so it is over!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:57 am:
Sometimes it's best to listen to our partners

allnitelong2063 58M
232 posts
12/23/2021 5:28 am

OVER!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 1:50 pm:
I hear that

Boredandstranded 30F
1 post
12/23/2021 6:54 am

Always over


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 10:15 am:
Exactly

FunLuvinLayD 56F  
17 posts
12/23/2021 7:42 am

IM a Lefty, so Under for Me,


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 10:15 am:
Your house, your rules.

chrissy20073 63T
261 posts
12/23/2021 10:34 am

definitly under


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 1:50 pm:
Fun part of being an adult is you get to decide.

Thanks for stopping by and responding

APTman 44M
58 posts
12/23/2021 2:21 pm

Over, duh


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:50 pm:
We all get to make our own choices.

hornyguyvirgo 58M
3 posts
12/23/2021 8:51 pm

Always the beard not the mullet!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/24/2021 6:51 am:
Huh?

kismet_thrall 43T  
2 posts
12/23/2021 10:51 pm

Under... The litter box for the cat is directly beneath the roll. If you go...Over... it is a potential toy. Under.... keeps the hanging bits next to the cabinetry, out of sight out of mind, & paws offπŸΎπŸ™€
Court of AFF Opinion


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/24/2021 6:51 am:
You get to decide

RyuFujin 54F  
1440 posts
12/24/2021 4:43 am

Most peeps I know of (who also own mischievous felines) will claim that placing the paper roll over is less encouraging and discourages them from shredding it.

Of course, any cat owner will also attest the fact that some cats are more intelligent than others, and that they have figured out that it can be shredded no matter how the roll is placed!

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/24/2021 6:52 am:
As a person with three demons from hell, I can say that not a one even bothers my toilet paper. But, I do know others who have struggled with their cats.

And, you're right, some cats are intelligent enough to do as they wish...which way it's rolled be damned.

Eviloutlaw1 60M
4967 posts
12/24/2021 5:53 pm

Voted. Under, it just seems to tear off easier that way.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 5:29 am:
Understand, your house your rules.

davidgarfieldlxx 57M
1 post
12/25/2021 2:23 am

You're gorgeous. you can text me on 607-564-5314 so we can share more about each other,


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 5:29 am:
Thanks, but I'm not looking to meet new people right now.

Merry Christmas

SwMannn 73M
6 posts
12/25/2021 5:29 am

I believe Thomas Crapper said, 'Over'.

I'm with Crapper.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 6:22 am:
Over seems the overwhelming majority.

Jugueton533 29M
14 posts
12/25/2021 9:07 am

Undeeerr


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 7:11 pm:
One of the best parts of being an adult is you get to decide!

redduracell 50M
890 posts
12/26/2021 3:20 am

My grandma was an Under person but she never did her pee while standing! It's Over for me and most men I guess it's easier to reach it and pull it, lol


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/26/2021 6:05 am:
That makes sense, it would be more difficult to reach while standing.

avgkinkster 54M
72 posts
12/26/2021 6:04 pm

its over for me...military style all the way.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:01 am:
Understood and thanks for your service!

lunchandconvo 51F
3958 posts
12/26/2021 8:52 pm

soooo...
i'm usually an over.
but i'm buying jumbo rolls and they don't fit in the spool for this 1950s cottage with vintage non-glazed tile.

so i put the roll on the sink edge.
when the roll gets small, Sherman moves it to the window sill.
the rolls don't get wet on the sink edge... far enough from the faucet.

it's just the two of us in here.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:02 am:
Your cottage sounds charming, but non glazed tiles sound maddening to clean.

I hear ya, mega rolls won't fit on my spool either.

1bigape55 66M  
3 posts
12/27/2021 12:17 am

Over, of course! Q: What is about 4 inches long and drives women to madness?
A: A EMPTY toilet paper roll!!! Happy New Year everyone!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:03 am:
Ha, cute joke, thanks for sharing

Happy New Year

dralingvengance 21T
28 posts
12/27/2021 2:53 am

Over. I saw some comments about it rolling out too much and not being able to control the amount you use or the roll coming out of the dispenser... First, most people have 2 hands right? Couldn't you use your second hand to control the speed of which your roll rolls out the tp? Second, If you do roll too much out, one would think you can take the necessary amount of tp and when your finished just roll whats left back onto the roll right? And Third, How hard are y'all pulling on it if you can manage pulling it off the dispenser before you rip the paper!? You either got some hefty tp or you need too look at a new dispenser!
P.S Before anyone gets upset I just want to point out Im only poking fun at some of the comments Ive read and I don't mean to single anyone out or offend anyone. Just a few sarcastic solutions to some first world problems I didn't realize existed till now


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:04 am:
I enjoyed reading your little sarcastic diatribe. Don't be too concerned, I don't think anyone will be offended by it.

Jake1ma69 38M
22 posts
12/27/2021 2:59 am

Over works best


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:04 am:
I'm with you on that front.

AMfun4meandu 69M
516 posts
12/27/2021 6:04 am

It was proven that the guy who invented it said it goes up not under. Goole it if you don't believe me.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:17 am:
I know what the patent says, but obviously there are people out here who don't care to follow the patent.

hrlyridr87 68M  
366 posts
12/27/2021 10:02 am

If you have a cat that likes to play with the toilet paper roll, the only way to go is under!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 10:46 am:
My cats could not give a shit about the toilet paper, so I go over. But, as another poster mentioned, if your cat is smart....they won't care and will destroy no matter what.

MostlyJustChill 61M  
20 posts
12/27/2021 11:27 am

Definitely matters that it goes over.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 11:42 am:
I definitely prefer over, too.

cuddlymouse 60F
74 posts
12/28/2021 9:13 am

Over, unless you have animals or children that like to unroll it, then under works better.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/28/2021 12:14 pm:
Yeah, I think children and cats, especially, change the game so to speak.

Syracuse13200 51M
11 posts
12/28/2021 9:40 am

So hot. Love it


Syracuse13200 51M
11 posts
12/28/2021 9:43 am

Hot. Love it


nosos68 71M  
28 posts
12/31/2021 6:07 pm

That's what Dear Abby says lol


EnigmaInitiative 53F
5705 posts
12/31/2021 6:36 pm

    Quoting nosos68:
    That's what Dear Abby says lol
LOL


BiSussi 61F
1324 posts
1/4/2022 4:32 pm

A condom goes over the penis, a female condom goes inside, so this one should be under
Am I right?


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OVER 30 YEARS of making love without condoms and not once ended up with an STD risk management and being selective, believing in LOVE and not >>! every nice looking and sounding man does pay off


I love pussies and adore nice dicks


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/4/2022 4:55 pm:
Your house, your rules. And, I responded to both of your posts

dvdhenson2 56M
21 posts
1/5/2022 12:16 pm

Over every time


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/7/2022 6:20 am:
Me too

pipenI1 45M
4 posts
1/6/2022 3:01 pm

Terence McKenna

The ingestion of the fungus Psilocybe cubensis was one of the main transformative factors and a catalyst in the initial evolution of consciousness in Homo sapiens

of course after eating these mushrooms
sexuality must be the psychedelic experience where only a few enlightened ones manage to escape from that slight loneliness of being

the toilet paper overs

a greeting


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/7/2022 6:19 am:
Agreed on your first point.

Sexuality without the aid of drugs and alcohol is mind altering. Therefore, it's the one psychedelic experience most don't manage to evade.

Over does seem to be the prevailing way.

Sextative 54M
3 posts
1/15/2022 6:16 am

I voted over mostly because that's how I always remember it being. But honestly, as long as there is paper, no matter which way it comes off the roll I'm happy. Especially these days since it's in such short supply.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/16/2022 6:51 am:
You're right, what's important is that you have paper to wipe with.

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