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Happy Thanksgiving
Posted:Nov 25, 2020 1:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2020 4:23 pm
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To all my Friends in the U.S.A. Despite the Virus, I hope you all have a Very Happy Thanksgiving, and next year all celebrate together again

Stay Safe and Keep Well



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My First Time ...
Posted:Nov 19, 2020 3:58 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2020 2:48 am
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Up till the age of 59, I had lived a vanilla life. Married for nearly 30 years, but recently separated, due my job move Hamburg Germany. I was enjoying the freedom of being single again, having lived in Hamburg for 2 years I had got know quite a few people in my local bars.

One Friday evening I was having a few drinks with a young blonde called Margo, both celebrating the end of our working weeks. I was getting ready go home, when she asked me if I wanted go her place for a coffee. I was pleasantly surprised and pleased, but only expecting coffee, after all I was 20 years older than her.
Her apartment was just across the street from the bar, and we were there in minutes, she made coffee and we chatted listening music. Before I knew it it was 1am, I said that I should get a taxi and go home, but she said "you can sleep here if you want".

She then said you can sleep in my bed, but no touching!! I agreed, after all I hadn't even expected to stay, I hadn't even slept with another woman for over 30 years.
Margo left the room and came back wearing panties and a T shirt, I stripped to my boxers and got into bed. She switched off the light, reminded me no touching, and we settled down to sleep. After a few minutes she asked me what I was thinking, I answered that I thought anyone that could lie next to her and not touch must be Gay!

She rolled onto her side towards me, putting her arm across my chest, I turned towards her and slid my arm around her and we kissed for the first time. My hands caressed her small but firm breasts through her T shirt, in moments she sat up and removed the shirt. I kissed and sucked her nipples, and my hand reached into her panties stroking her clit and fingering her already wet pussy. Her hand was stroking my already hard cock, she kissed me again and said I need him! Within seconds her panties and my boxers were off, and she was climbing astride me and putting my cock into her pussy, riding me cowgirl I was in heaven.

After several minutes she said "I like it in the other hole, do you want to try it?", naturally I said yes, with that she lifted herself up and guided me into her ass. Here I was a 59yo man fucking a 39yo woman in the ass, not only with the first woman apart from my wife for over 30 years, but being introduced to to the delights of Anal Sex by a woman 20 years my junior.

That was the start of a wonderful relationship.
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Wrexham hits Hollywood
Posted:Nov 17, 2020 10:55 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2020 12:07 pm
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Wrexham AFC the 3rd Oldest Football (Soccer) Club in the World, has been bought by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney. Why am I excited? Because Wrexham is my home town, Wrexham AFC has been the club I have supported since I was a .


Even in a year as wildly unpredictable as 2020, the story of Hollywood stars Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney taking over non-league football club Wrexham has been one to prompt double-takes of wide-eyed wonder.

Deadpool actor Reynolds and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's McElhenney are to become the new owners of the historic Welsh club, once regulars of European competition but languishing in the fifth tier of English football since 2008.
Wrexham have been under fan ownership since 2011 following a difficult decade which saw the club enter administration and lose their place in the Football League in 2008.

The takeover will lead to £2m being invested in the club and Reynolds and fellow actor McElhenney had told trust members they wanted to turn Wrexham into a "global force".

The Future is Bright, The Future is Wrexham!! I Hope
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This might be the last time :O
Posted:Nov 13, 2020 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2020 12:40 pm
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Thinking about my Dry Spell caused to think about Sonia...This was my last time with a lover.

I sat there and wondered, what had happened to her?
Where to begin, I had found her on this site! Her profile said, she wanted an Older Man to bring her to Orgasm using his Tongue and Fingers! That was on the Friday, I had sent her a Friend Request, and a Flirt. To my surprise, I had received a reply quite quickly on the Saturday, when if I was honest with myself what young woman would want a 70+ year old pensioner? Was she a Fake, a Wind Up?
We had corresponded all weekend, at first using the messager, and later on IM. I had discovered that she was married, but played alone. That she was keen to have this Experience, was obvious, and I was only too pleased to be the guy to give her what she wanted! We had decided to meet at my local station, on the Monday morning. It hadn't all been smooth going, she had been very nervous, and on the Sunday evening had almost called it off. Her last message on Sunday evening, she said would a message when she was on her way.
Monday morning dawned grey and cool, I had showered and dressed, and went on line to wait. They had checked train timetables, it would take her about one and half hours for the journey. I waited, and as 10am approached still no message, had she changed her mind? Then came the message she was on her way, not only that, but she had just boarded the local train and was only 20 minutes away!
I went straight to the local station, which was only 5 minutes from my apartment, arriving there just as her Train came in. I went onto the platform to meet her, all I knew was she was Blonde and wore glasses, and would be wearing a Red Coat. Most of the passengers had already left the platform when I saw her! I was pleasantly surprised, she was such an attractive woman, I greeted her, and was pleased by the smile I received. I offered to take her for a coffee, but she wanted to go to my apartment.
We walked to my apartment, talking as we went, she was obviously nervous and I tried to re assure her. When we arrived, I made her a cup of Tea, and we sat in the lounge, she said that she could only stay for a couple of hours. We kissed, and she asked could we make a start?
I suggested that she went into the Bedroom and Strip Off, and gave her a few minutes and followed. I found her lying on top of the Bed in a Petticoat, legs apart. I sat on the side of the Bed, and started to stroke her Thighs and Pussy. She was soaking wet, and ready, I lowered my Head and started to Lick that Juicy Pussy. She responded quickly and Loudly reached her first Orgasm, I continued to Finger her Pussy and Stroke her Clitoris, and within minutes she came again. I told her to take off her petticoat, and could at last see her naked, her breasts though quite small were perfectly formed with pert erect nipples. I asked her to give me a Blow Job, which she did with gusto, clearly this was something that she enjoyed and she quickly made me cum. I told her to get astride me, at which point she said that she didn't want to have Sex that day! That did not deter me, I was enjoying holding and kissing those young breasts, she shuddered as he sucked on her nipples. Sensing she was ready for more, I turned her over and started once again to lick and suck on her clit, at which she loudly showed her appreciation. After she had once again reached her Orgasm, she went enthusiastically down on me again. Later as we lay cuddled together, she admitted that in sixteen years of marriage, I was the first man other than her husband that she had been with, which clearly explained her nerves. What she said next amused me, that she felt that she was more nervous about cuddling, as that felt more like cheating than having her Pussy Licked and Fingered. I took that as an invitation, and promptly started to Finger her again, in what seemed to him no time at all she came again and this time she Squirted. Sadly our time together was drawing swiftly to a close. We dressed, and although I offered to accompany her to the station, she said no thanks but she would rather go alone, she said that she would keep in touch.
That evening she terminated her membership! While I was grateful for what had been two wonderful hours of Intensively Enjoyable Sexual Pleasure, I felt somewhat let down by her leaving the site!

That was four years ago, I miss having a sex life
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Augusta in November.
Posted:Nov 12, 2020 10:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2020 7:36 am
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Today is the first day of The Masters, although I have tried to play golf, I never really got to be any better than abysmal lol

The first time I saw the Masters on TV was a revelation to me, it was in 1967 and I was in the R.A.F. in the club they had a colour TV , the first I had ever seen. The course looked fantastic , the colours of the flowers and foliage just blew me away! That was my introduction to televised golf, and I have watched the Masters at every opportunity since.

Although The Masters is being played, due to the virus it only now being played in Autumn (Fall), instead of the Spring. I miss the colour, the crowds and the spectacle, like so many things this year the same yet so different!!
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The Dangers of Drunken Oral Sex.
Posted:Nov 10, 2020 12:52 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2020 11:15 am
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Several years ago when I was living in Hamburg Germany, my girl friend at the time and I decided to take a holiday, we decided on the Island of Usedom on the Baltic Coast. A small but comfortable hotel, yards from a beautiful white sandy beach suited us perfectly, and we settled in to an enjoyable and well needed break.

One evening after a few (perhaps few too many) drinks, we made our way back to our room, stripped off and lay down. We started making out, I was fondling her breasts and kissing her nipples as I worked my way down to her pussy. She opened her legs, and I lay down between her thighs, my tongue spreading her lips and circling her clit. Her moans and groans spurred me on to greater efforts, as she wrapped her legs around my neck, I was in heaven.
Gradually I began to realise that she had gone quiet, had I lost my mojo didn't she enjoy what I was doing? Then I heard a snore, she had gone to sleep!! Ordinarily I wouldn't have minded too much, I had her silky skinned thigh as a pillow, and I was already in position to continue my ministrations when we woke.

But then my blissful idyll was rudely interrupted, she passed wind OMG it was foul, I had to get out of there but I was trapped with her legs wrapped around my neck!! I tried to wake her, but she was out cold, nothing I did woke her. Eventually I managed to wriggle free and breath easier, the next morning she had no memory of what had happened!!

So my friends, do you have and embarrassing or funny experiences of drunken sex? Enquiring minds want to know

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Secret Treats.
Posted:Nov 8, 2020 7:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2020 3:59 pm
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There was a time when I used to say, "Everything I like is Either Illegal, Immoral or Makes me Fat"

Leaving the first two aside, suffice to say that my Blog Title "Older but no Wiser" says it all

The third however, I have tried to adjust to a healthier diet! One thing I can't quit, is my Sunday Brunch Secret Treat, I have just really enjoyed a greasy Bacon and Egg Sandwich!! It was delicious

So my friends, what is your Secret Treat?
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A Taste of Honey.
Posted:Nov 7, 2020 12:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2020 7:06 am
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In September 2000 just after my 57th birthday, I moved from the UK Hamburg Germany with my job. my first weekend there, I was invited join the leaving party for the colleague I was replacing, he wasn't leaving Hamburg just moving another job there.
We met at a local bar before moving into the city, after drinks in several bars, we ended in a live music bar called the Academy. A local German group called Rusty 66 were playing, the whole place was packed barely enough room raise your arm take a drink. When they started into "Born to be Wild", everyone in the bar started to sing along, being pretty drunk then so did I!
Standing by was a gorgeous young (20 ish) blonde girl, we made eye contact and danced together. When the music stopped we started to talk, I asked her name to which she replied Honig (Honey), we talked for a while till her boyfriend came over My colleague that was leaving, had been listening to my conversation with Honey and seemed slightly pissed, that she had talked with me and not him.
Shortly afterwards we made our way back to our various homes. On the following Monday morning we met on our way to work, and his first words to me were "Have you had some Honey on your tongue this morning?". To which my reply was "I Wish", this greeting continued every time I bumped into him in the course of our jobs, for the next 5 years.

I still regret not getting a taste of Honey
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November 5th Guy Fawkes Night.
Posted:Nov 5, 2020 3:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2020 12:36 pm
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Guy Fawkes Night is annually held November 5. It is sometimes known as Bonfire Night and marks the anniversary of the discovery of a plot organized by Catholic conspirators to blow the Houses of Parliament in London in 05.
Many people light bonfires and set off fireworks, and in some cases burning an effigy of Guy Fawkes the lead conspirator on the Bonfire. Usually these days the majority of these are large organised events, and the Firework displays can be quite awesome. This is primarily a British Celebration, but also celebrated in some of the Commonwealth Countries.
When I first moved to Germany to work in September 2000, in the beginning I travelled there alone. After several weeks, I had acquired an apartment and furnished it, so I travelled back to the UK to bring my wife to visit.
Our flight left Manchester Airport at around 8.30pm on November 5th, on the ground we could see Bonfires and the occasional burst of colour from fireworks. An hour and a half later we were coming in to land in Hamburg (pm local time), my wife looked out of the window and asked me "Where are the Bonfires?"
I had explain her that Germans didn't celebrate Guy Fawkes Night! Dohh
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Happy Halloween!!
Posted:Oct 30, 2020 10:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2020 2:55 pm
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Happy Halloween that are able or want celebrate it

Here in Wales due the Firebreak Lockdown, there will be no Trick or Treating or Parties. Not really a problem for , as I haven't celebrated it for years.
I will however miss seeing my grandkids, coming around for their treats
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Happy Days!!
Posted:Oct 29, 2020 10:19 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2020 12:08 pm
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There is not a lot to be happy about these days, but yesterday evening changed my mind!

Late on as I was contemplating logging off and going to bed, I received a mail from a lady friend. Although we hadn't spoken for a while, I knew she was not in her happy place, so I was pleasantly surprised to hear from her Our chat started off with how are you etc. as one does at the moment, no sign of what was to come later.

In the past we have played together (cyber), and had good times together. I was pleased when she said that she was visiting me, our usual code for playing. Enough to say that we had a very sexy and intense cyber sex session, in which we both came, and ended up cyber cuddling.
Knowing how down she had been, I was immensely proud and happy that she chose me to be with when she needed that release !

If you read this my friend, I am always here for you
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Far Too Long!!
Posted:Oct 28, 2020 6:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2020 10:20 am
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Far Too Long!! Now this statement could apply to many things, the length of my Penis perhaps? Highly unlikely lol

No I was reminded by our blogging friend Jules, that I have been remiss in posting here, and for that I must sincerely apologise!

What else has been going on for Far Too Long? Well Covid19 for one thing, it has affected lots of our friends and fellow bloggers! I send my deepest condolences and love to all that have lost family or been personally affected by this disease
Early on when the Pandemic first hit the UK, I received a letter from the Government stating that due my age and underlying health problems I should shield myself, stay stay at home etc. I share the house with my , so I am not missing out on supplies! However apart from on here, I am really missing social contact, I miss visiting with my Grandkids

Before the pandemic arrived, I had been diagnosed with early stage Prostate Cancer, my specialist appointments at the hospital have been either made by phone, or cancelled! I am not in pain, and everything still works, but again it has been going on for Far Too Long!!

I haven't had a cuddle or sex for Far Too Long, that of course has been exacerbated by the pandemic lockdown. Even if I did get an offer on here, what do I do?, break out go and meet a potential carrier?? I would be grateful for any advice you can give me my friends

Now my complaining and moaning about my situation has also gone on for Far Too Long!!

Wishing all my Friends a Happy Hump Day >>! Have Fun and Stay Safe

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VE Day (Victory in Europe Day)
Posted:May 8, 2020 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2020 1:24 am
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As we celebrate the 75th Anniversary of VE Day, please spare a thought for the veterans and members of the greatest generation. These are some of the Highest Risk Groups from Covid-19, if you know of anyone that may be struggling for food or medication please try to help.

Stay Safe Everyone
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