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Posted:Sep 26, 2016 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2020 3:38 am
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Is it seasonal allergies? Or, do I have 5 minutes to live??
Posted:Apr 9, 2020 3:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2020 12:25 pm
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It's that time of year when my sesonal allergies hit hardest.

Early spring.

Buds are popping, plants are springing to life, and my sinuses are swelling to max capacity.

Fantastic!

I clear my throat a lot when I'm having sinus issues.... This is going to go over like a lead balloon.

I sneezed in my office yesterday afternoon and 5 people popped their head in to make sure I was ok.

How did it get to this point?

Everyone is on red alert these days for even the slightest hint that someone may be "sick".

I was telling Nose Hairs about my allergy issues and he did tell me there is an allergy medication you can get over the counter at the pharmacy that has a decongestant in it, I'm going to give that a try.

Wish me luck!

Hopefully the villagers won't be escourting me out with their pitch forks and torches when I get to work today.
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Chopstick Escapades
Posted:Apr 7, 2020 4:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2020 3:53 am
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I bought sushi for lunch and decided I would try to be fancy and eat it with chopsticks.

Um.... Yah.

Twenty minutes into it I had read 3 tutorials and watched 1 youtube video on the proper use of chopsticks and still managed to fling a California Roll across the breakroom.

I never did manage to master the skill of chopsticks.

Have I mentioned how underrated eating with your fingers is??

I guess this means I'll have to remain a savage.

Cripe... I really was looking forward to being fancy.
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Shit's getting real around here....
Posted:Apr 6, 2020 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2020 4:13 pm
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I came home from work today and discovered a new posting on the door to my building.

"Non Essential Visitors Not Allowed"

It went on to list what was considered essential and non essential.

Babysitting.... Non essential.

To all those parents who are still required to work, babysitting is VERY essential. It wasn't all that long ago that I would be overcome with stress and fear at times because I had nobody to watch my and I feared snow days and school breaks because I would have to miss work.

Missing work meant bad attendance.... Bad attendance meant getting in trouble at work or even the loss of my job.

Not to mention missing an entire days worth of pay...

I feel for all those working parents out there right now. I know this can't be easy.
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Home School Hell
Posted:Apr 5, 2020 5:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2020 3:49 am
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The governor has decided the best thing for the is allow them do learning from home the rest of the year.

Fan-freaking-tastic!!

Like, getting them do their homework wasn't ALREADY bad enough, now I have make sure they are actually DOING the online learning.

I feel a love / hate relationship already in the making.

I took both phones away this morning until both logged on and enrolled in their courses, making sure to review for any assignments that are already assigned / due in said classes.

The only assignment that was actually due was one for ME.

Good God....

So, this is how it's going to be. I get to work all week, monitor the to ensure they are doing their work, and fuck around with stupid questionnaires about whether or not I have internet or a basic knowledge of the concepts the math teacher is teaching.

Thankfully it turned out to be a relatively nice day today... So the Spawn and I decided to go for a walk.

It felt SO good to get out into the sunshine today... We aren't allowed to do much anymore so we ended up passing a zillion other walkers on the walking path.

Everyone practiced their social distancing, keeping to the opposite side of the path and only exchanging a brief hello or smile as we passed. I made sure to keep the Spawn on the super outside of the path while she attempted to teach me Tic Toc dance moves and tell me about how I looked like a "Middle Aged Rich Speed Walker."

WTF???

I was in the middle of asking her what the hell she was talking about when my phone started buzzing. Glancing at it expecting to see a text, I saw nothing, and kept talking.

It buzzed again.

This time I looked a little more closely. Still not seeing anything, I assumed it was my endomondo telling me we had made the mile mark and kept walking.

Again, it buzzed.

"What the fuck is happening with my phone?"

I pulled it back out, unlocked it, and saw the Faceplace indicator in the upper left hand corner. Touching on it, expecting to see someone had liked a post or commented, I was startled to see it was an indicator telling me 6 guys had reviewed my dating profile and liked it.

"What the hell?? Why is my phone telling me MEN are reviewing my DATING profile??"

"I set it up for you."

"Why would you do that??"

"You need something besides me to focus on. You're already over the top about this school thing and it's only day one. I have an image, you know."

"An image? You're ! The only image I want see out of you is the image of a good student."

I know that one day I'll probably laugh about this, but right now, I'm kind of mad at her.

On a positive note, we did manage get a 2.65 mile walk in, spent 1 hour and 10 minutes in the sun, and I got the satisfaction of watching her fall through the crusty snow into an icy puddle on the way back to the apartment.

I told her it was Karma for the dating profile thing.

We got a pretty good laugh out of it.
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Carol Fucking Baskin.... You brought on the virus!
Posted:Apr 5, 2020 5:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2020 3:59 am
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So, yah, I'm a lil behind this one....

But after seeing the Carol Fucking Baskin memes everywhere, I had find out what the heck this was about.

It's a train wreck I can't pull my eyes away from.

I'm not quite sure what make of it ....

Except this.

How in hell does Joe Exotic keep that eyebrow ring attached?

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I feel lonely today.
Posted:Apr 4, 2020 3:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2020 4:38 pm
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The Spawn is face-timing with her best friend and my Middle is at work right now....

Leaving clean the kitchen for the 9 millionth time today and listen to the downstairs neighbor lady hack a lung while she smokes her smokes.

Everything about these neighbors disgust .

I wish the Kool Aid Man would bust through their apartment, leaving it a complete loss.

Hey Kool Aid Man....

Over here! Take these assholes OUT!

Maybe I could get a little fresh air breathe for a change....

I miss being able get out days like today and just.... Explore. I miss road trips, seeing the sights, and going to places I haven't yet been.

You don't quite realize how important your freedom is to you, until you no longer have it.

For safety's sake, though, I will remain at home, safely sheltered.

Wishing for the day to come that I can hop in my car and escape.
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Didn't I see you yesterday??
Posted:Apr 3, 2020 2:33 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2020 11:58 pm
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As you all know, I'm considered an essential worker and am still required to get up and go to work every day. I don't get time off with pay during this, I don't get to collect unemployment if I choose to take a LOA to keep myself safe, and now I get to sign in to come to work each day and fill out a questionnaire and have my temperature taken.

Fantastic!

What's worse??

Being treated like a fucking pariah by shit head customers because I go to work each day to service their shit head fucking needs.

To the guy with the mask on who yelled at my coworker to get out of his way so he could walk past...

Stay the fuck home.

I saw you at 3pm Tuesday walking toward me as I headed to the front of the store. You went out of your way to create a big scene to distance yourself from me as I walked past.

I saw you Wednesday Morning when we opened early for the Aged / Immuno-compromised customers to shop.

And I saw you AGAIN yesterday when you were yelling at the bagger who had bagged your groceries because she remained standing at the end of the turnstile, keeping her 6 ft distance from the cashier who rang up your groceries.

You fucking asshole, keep your fucking ass home. If you are so worried that we, the essential workers, are carriers of the contagion, you should not be going to the store every goddamn day.

STAY HOME!

We ALSO worry about becoming ill. We ALSO have families that we go home to that are important to us. We ALSO have FEELINGS!

I hate to break it to you, Asshole, but probably 100 people touched the products in your cart, many of them customers who were shopping in the store before you. They pick it up, read the ingredients, check out the health information, put it down. Someone may have sneezed while walking past it. As much as I hate to see it, parents still bringing with them as they shop throughout the store, touching everything with unwashed hands.

The least of your worries is a cashier who you have to walk within 6 ft of.

Your mask isn't going to save you when you're at home, opening up that box of cheese its that's been touched by someone with the virus.
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Well, she isn't painting viruses...
Posted:Apr 2, 2020 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2020 3:02 pm
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But, she is painting this.



I can't help but love my Spawn.

When I got home from work tonight I was talking aloud asking her what she wanted for dinner.

"I can make chicken.... I've got some burger in the freezer.... We need to get this sausage cooked up. What do you think [Middle ] wants for dinner?"

"How about pancakes?"

"We could do breakfast for dinner.... Oh, that's right! [Middle ] is staying at Dad's tonight. I don't have to cook."

"Really Mom?!? I smell a favorite here.... No wonder I'm so skinny."

"You KNOW what I meant. It's much easier for me to cook when it's just the two of us. What a brat!"

"You know, you don't have to cook a big meal just because he's here. I can see who you love more...."

"Oh really! Maybe if I didn't come home to THIS in the bathroom....."



"You know you love me."

"You know I do."

And, I really do. I couldn't imagine my life without her.
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Bring Home Crafts
Posted:Apr 2, 2020 2:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2020 3:04 pm
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How do you know the Spawn is getting bored?

She texts you an SOS message at work to "bring home crafts".

I'm going to have to get creative and find some useful ways for her to spend her time.

I wound up buying a couple of canvases, some stencils, and acrylic paint for her to get creative with. I'm actually kind of excited to see what she comes up with.

She's a pretty creative little stinker.....

If I come home to a canvas full of artistically painted virus images, I'm taking away those paints!

My first thought when I had the idea to do canvases, and I'll admit I laughed when I thought it, was she'll probably paint some stupid viruses or something on these things.

Which led to me picking out stencils....
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The Work BFF
Posted:Apr 1, 2020 3:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2020 3:07 pm
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I don't get a chance to work with him often anymore, but I really appreciate the time I do get.

It's raise time where I work and this year the raises didn't come from the management staff within.

They came from the next level up on the corporate chain.

Unfortunate for those of us who have leaders that only give a Meets Expectations, no matter how hard you kick your ass, because "there's always room for improvement".

The worst part about the whole thing is when the Boss Duo start the process by saying "You KNOW how we feel about you! You KNOW how much we appreciate you....."

But, here's your pidly 2.7%, less than cost of living raise.

"This is NOT the raise we submitted. We were upset when this was what was returned to us, this is something that is out of our control, though. In an effort to keep it fair and consistent...."

Etc, etc....

"But we know now, going forward, we need to be more diligent in rating you on what your efforts are instead of....."

Bastards!

I don't know how many times I've heard.... "Don't worry about them! Don't worry about what corporate thinks! I do your eval, I decide your raise!"

Lies

What does this have to do with the Work BFF?

He came to my office to tell me about his incentive talk, I was still smarting over mine that happened on Monday.

I couldn't stop myself and started telling him about my experience and how disappointed I felt. Before I knew it I was getting teary eyed and said I had internalized a bunch of it and apologized.

He was getting teary eyed too.

Thankfully his phone rang and someone came to my office in search of help with something, so the conversation ended, otherwise I'm certain I would have ended up breaking down and crying.

How do you know a work bff is a true friend?

Empathy

Only a true friend will have empathy for what you are going through.
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And.... Cut!
Posted:Mar 31, 2020 4:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2020 2:29 am
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Monday was a complete fucking bust, all the way around.

From my raise, to my conference call, to my drive home, to my text conversation last night....

A complete fucking shit show.
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