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you have to be funny 1/6/2020
i think that all relationships have to have a good sense
of humor it lightens the mood sometimes when tensions are
high
3 Comments, 37 Views,
17 Votes
,3.97 Score
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In a perfect world 1/6/2020
Orgies!
3 Comments, 45 Views,
34 Votes
,2.07 Score
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bi 1/6/2020
to bi or not to bi , bye
2 Comments, 28 Views,
19 Votes
,1.67 Score
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Funny 12/28/2019
If its easy take it twice
3 Comments, 68 Views,
55 Votes
,1.86 Score
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Living by the three F's. 12/27/2019
If it floats, flys or fucks. Rent it don't buy it. Anyone
else live by this?
4 Comments, 55 Views,
45 Votes
,2.36 Score
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I love white woman 12/19/2019
I prefer white woman, I love my black woman but I also love
white woman because they are more freakier.
8 Comments, 83 Views,
50 Votes
,2.62 Score
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Free bonus 12/19/2019
I remember AdultFriendFinder use to give u credits or 40 day gold or something
6 Comments, 73 Views,
55 Votes
,2.73 Score
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Loosen up 12/12/2019
Getting ready for a meet...loosen up. Remember your here
for fun. Although keeping our nerves in check is not easy.
So lighten up and have the most fun imaginable.
14 Comments, 138 Views,
86 Votes
,5.03 Score
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Blind Date 11/25/2019
I had a blind date once. A friend of mine asked take
his g/f's sister. I agreed. So I went her place
get her. When she opened the door she was 5ft tall and weighed
about 350lbs. I thought okay. So we went a nice restaurant.
After sitting down she looked at the menu intently. I thought
okay. Then she said can I pick what I want. I said sure. She
ordered 3 complete meals. The waiter ...
6 Comments, 122 Views,
54 Votes
,3.35 Score
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Sense of humor 11/25/2019
relationships where both individuals don’t have a good
sense of humor never seem work. Understand you have
take you relationship serious but making each other laugh
and smile helps build and sustain a good relationship.
4 Comments, 43 Views,
26 Votes
,3.35 Score
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fun is good 11/24/2019
Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers;
here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some
night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente,
France, last year. <br><br>
Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces,
'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't
spoken to me in eighteen months.' ...
4 Comments, 98 Views,
57 Votes
,2.56 Score
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Try to have fun 11/22/2019
Keep your woman happy n always eat her pussy before you fuck
her
6 Comments, 92 Views,
61 Votes
,3.94 Score
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Anal sex 11/4/2019
Is it just me or is anyone else worried about being s#$T on
6 Comments, 45 Views,
25 Votes
,2.25 Score
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What's the funniest thing that's happened to you during sex? 10/24/2019
I once broke the bed right before climax.. went right through
it!
3 Comments, 70 Views,
38 Votes
,3.24 Score
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anyone ever... 10/24/2019
slap a girls ass while your 69ing and then get the weird feeling
like a you just disturbed a bunch of poop particles that
are now falling down onto your face...probably not but
I swear i've felt dusting before and it really pulls
you out of the moment and makes you hesitant to slap that
ass again...
5 Comments, 59 Views,
42 Votes
,0.93 Score
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booty 10/5/2019
o booty how I chase thee I only did this for my points yee I don't want to trespass I just want to fuck that ass good people i love you with that said throu
1 Comments, 30 Views,
25 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Peter at the gate. 9/20/2019
comes to gates of Heaven telling Peter about her
husband and their yard, Peter tells her you didn't
need a man , you needed a bull , you are a milking cow.
3 Comments, 67 Views,
35 Votes
,2.01 Score
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points 9/16/2019
points
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Said "No Thank You" 9/11/2019
One night, drinking at my friends, I decided to invite a
girl friend over to partake. As the night went on, and her
drooling over me, things started to die down and get quiet.
Just as the room got silent, my girl friend leaned over and
yelled "LET'S FUCK". Me being shy, politely
said "No thank you". The next week, the same
girl friend called me up and asked me if I would ...
5 Comments, 121 Views,
49 Votes
,3.57 Score
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I like 8/21/2019
I like to do it in public places, but of morbid people ho
like to look, to me as you can see in my photos, I love it...
7 Comments, 74 Views,
22 Votes
,1.57 Score
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discreet? 6/11/2019
funny when you meet someone, they say discreet, and then
get naked? mmmmmm
1 Comments, 32 Views,
23 Votes
,2.31 Score
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points 5/23/2019
points points points points points
1 Comments, 16 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score
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Panty hose 5/23/2019
So I ducked this woman I met. See told me discrete, and she
really wanted it bad. Great i hit it hard, and fast, done
in record time. Then she tell me she was a virgin. I say, if
I knew you were a virgin, I would have taken my time with you.
She says, if I knew you were going to take your time, I would
have taken my panty hose off.
1 Comments, 56 Views,
36 Votes
,2.89 Score
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meet you in heaven 5/20/2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
4 Comments, 83 Views,
31 Votes
,3.53 Score
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mothers 5/15/2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
5 Comments, 78 Views,
37 Votes
,2.81 Score
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mothers 5/3/2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
6 Comments, 130 Views,
49 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Points 4/30/2019
Just here for the points
12 Comments, 88 Views,
57 Votes
,4.96 Score
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Chewing (Dick) Gum 4/7/2019
I was very young at that time, still in my teens. I was dating
a girl and we agreed to a blowjob before moving onto actual
sex. She was giving me a nice head and I was enjoying thoroughly
as this was the first time I was receiving . She, at the
same time was chewing a gum. When she took out my dick from
her mouth there was this white substance on its head. She
was feeling apologetic that she had ...
4 Comments, 110 Views,
52 Votes
,3.35 Score
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the funniest thing you ever had happen while playing with a partner 3/23/2019
I would be interested in hearing from others as to the funniest
thing that has ever happened ..... in the moment..
6 Comments, 82 Views,
36 Votes
,3.76 Score
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Married or Single 3/19/2019
I was wondering what type of situation most women prefer
here. When one is involved, do you prefer to find someone
else who is also in a relationship or is preferable to find
a single man. What do the single women here prefer. I like
a drama free situation with someone fun and outgoing, but
I am single and keep my options open.
5 Comments, 57 Views,
22 Votes
,4.57 Score
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