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speech problem 12/21/2016
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at
the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer
me honestly?" "Yeah, sure thing, " replied his friend, "fire
away." "Well, " said the first guy, "why do you
think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment,
" replied the second guy. ...
0 Comments, 57 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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rooster n cat 12/21/2016
There was a rooster and a cat walking by the pool, the cat
fell in and the rooster fell to the ground laughing....
Moral of the story...
Where there is a wet pussy there is a happy cock!!!
0 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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7 kinds of sex 12/21/2016
SEVEN KINDS OF SEX The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. ...
0 Comments, 39 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Jokes 12/21/2016
do you guys have any good jokes
1 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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...Holiday Season Joke 12/18/2016
..2 Blondes are chatting about the Holidays...the first
one goes "Did you know Christmas is on a Friday this
year?"...the other one a little scared " Well
hopefully it is not Friday the 13th...!!!"
0 Comments, 30 Views,
3 Votes
,5.39 Score
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I love blonde jokes 2 12/17/2016
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor,
what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch!
It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I
touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch!
it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your
finger is broken."
2 Comments, 46 Views,
7 Votes
,4.82 Score
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I love blonde jokes 12/17/2016
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her
ears burnt. The doctor ask's her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit
the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead
of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what
about the other." "The bastard called again"
2 Comments, 40 Views,
6 Votes
,5.36 Score
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Indian on horseback 12/15/2016
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback
came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed
up behind him on the and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would
let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed
from the surrounding hills and canyon ...
2 Comments, 138 Views,
9 Votes
,4.71 Score
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Ornaments 12/11/2016
Do you know why ornaments are addicted to christmas?
They are hooked on trees
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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It's a Joke 2 12/8/2016
Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans
and has a job. Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh. Its important to have a woman you can trust and who would
never lie. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes
being with you. Its absolutely important that these four women never meet.
3 Comments, 46 Views,
6 Votes
,4.79 Score
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It's a Joke 12/8/2016
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine
tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello . Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
1 Comments, 63 Views,
10 Votes
,5.38 Score
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A Love Story 12/3/2016
A man was lying in bed with his new girl friend. After having
great sex she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles.
This was something he loved having done.
As he was enjoying it he turned to her and asked, “Why do
you like doing this so much?”
She replied, “Because I miss mine so much!”
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A LOVE STORY!!!!
2 Comments, 59 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Advice for an old guy.... 12/3/2016
He was working out at the gym when he spotted a sweet young
thing walking in....
He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine
should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked him over and said; "I would recommend
the ATM in the lobby."
2 Comments, 52 Views,
8 Votes
,4.64 Score
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a little humor 11/30/2016
A man is working a a dildo store, when a brunette walks in.
She asks him how much for the black dildo? He replies $50
for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without
purchasing anything. A red head walks in and asks him how
much for the white dildo? He replies $50 for the white one,
$50 for the black one. she doesn't buy anything. A blonde
enters the store and asks him how much for a ...
1 Comments, 129 Views,
8 Votes
,5.10 Score
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Oldie but a goodie.... 11/23/2016
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other
in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed,
took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered
for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the
woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and
then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman ...
9 Comments, 277 Views,
34 Votes
,6.74 Score
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Tree or a bush...???? 11/18/2016
What's the difference between a genealogist and a
gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist
looks up the family bush.....
2 Comments, 40 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Glazed donuts...???... 11/18/2016
Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
doughnuts.....
2 Comments, 30 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Ah....Oh....!!!... 11/17/2016
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped
men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What
the hell, I'll try it, " He spent the rest of the
day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his
wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about
the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley,
but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized ...
3 Comments, 157 Views,
16 Votes
,5.04 Score
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Buzzzzzz..... 11/17/2016
SEX JOKESSUBMIT A JOKE!
Category
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants,
and says, "Meet my little brother." The girlfriend
picks up her purse on the way out and says, "Call me
when he grows up."
dkfg
285 64
Q: Why is Cinderella still a virgin? A: Because she runs away from all the balls.
cool boi
281 97 ...
2 Comments, 62 Views,
10 Votes
,5.97 Score
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The Test 11/14/2016
I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where
the Pharmacists’ high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon,
and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could
help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this
for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He
took the ...
2 Comments, 166 Views,
11 Votes
,3.54 Score
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laugh 11/13/2016
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex!
Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629.
2 Comments, 69 Views,
12 Votes
,2.80 Score
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Nantucket 11/9/2016
There once was a man from Nantucket who's dick was so
long he could suck it. He smiled with a grin ad he looks down
his chin. If his ear was a cunt he would fuck it.
2 Comments, 26 Views,
6 Votes
,2.80 Score
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Life 11/9/2016
Life is like a bag of weed u get wat u paid for.
0 Comments, 14 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Funny haha 11/9/2016
I'm not racist but joke is lol. A black guy walks down
the beach where he comes across a magic lamp. So he rubs.
Sure enough a genie popped out. But since the genie is racist
he tells the man u can have two instead of 3 wishes. The man
thought fora second and snapped his fingers I got it. I wish
I was white an surrounded by pussy an the genie went bam an
turned him into a tampon lol. Not racist ...
1 Comments, 43 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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Funny haha 11/9/2016
I'm not racist but joke is lol. A black guy walks down
the beach where he comes across a magic lamp. So he rubs.
Sure enough a genie popped out. But since the genie is racist
he tells the man u can have two instead of 3 wishes. The man
thought fora second and snapped his fingers I got it. I wish
I was white an surrounded by pussy an the genie went bam an
turned him into a tampon lol. Not racist ...
2 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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A Penis Study 11/8/2016
In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head
of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one
year and $180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason
the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more
pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanford
decided to do their own study. After three years of research
and $250, 000.00, they concluded that the reason ...
0 Comments, 114 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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the gr8 rulers 10/24/2016
The 3 kings that still rule this world since eternity:
1. Suc KING (sucking)
2. Lic KING (licking)
3. Fuc KING (fucking) no one can dethrone them....lol
1 Comments, 24 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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Nuns and the bus 10/23/2016
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive
at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says
to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I
will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may
do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please
form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter
turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her ...
2 Comments, 151 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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Jokes 10/22/2016
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old were
having
a tough time choosing between one of my paintings
and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine.
“I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral, ”
I said.
“No, ” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider,
so it’ll cover three holes in
our wall.”
0 Comments, 70 Views,
8 Votes
,3.25 Score
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smart !! 10/21/2016
mother: "... who is the 40th president of America?"
: " I dont know mom."
Mother: " its Sir Ronald Regan ....(after consfiscating
the new game console)you have to put away the games and concentrate
on your studies"
30 minutes later ,
: " mom, i have a question for you?"
Mom: " what is it ?"
: " who is Ms. Betty Winkler?"
Mom: " i dont ...
2 Comments, 163 Views,
14 Votes
,4.10 Score
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