I’m a left handed, dyslexic, emotional Pisces from the right side of the tracks who secretly longs to be on the other side for fun! I’m not shy in some circles but a total basket case when I’m thrust into the limelight. Awkwardness is my main attribute although I’m capable of incredible poise if the situation requires it. Basically In a nutshell (which is an appropriate container for me!) I’m all effed up but ready to play! Cheers.

My Ideal Person Fun and games aside it’s time to get serious in this matter. In February of 1985…this reference will be known by my ideal per person. Or perhaps this one, when they down your front door how you gonna cum, with your hands…I don’t care how big your tits are or the size of your penis, you don’t have to be fit or fabulous, just be real and we’ll be fast friends (with benefits 😉)!!