We are a swinger couple, which means we are Down To Fuck (DTF)! Primarily looking for COUPLES; select single FEMALES will also be considered. Single guys, if no one else is interested in calling you theirs, we're not interested! Also, if you're not sharing what you call yours, you're NOT a swinger... you're just a lonely guy looking for some free pussy! NOTE: We are down to meet; we are down to fuck... BUT, 1) we're not fucking if you're over 55, 2) we're not fucking if you are sloppy fat, 3) we're not fucking if you're illiterate and can't read our profile, 4) we're not fucking if you are fugly, 5) we're not swapping pics, and 6) we don't play separate or solo. These are the rules. Respect them or move on to the next profile.

My Ideal Person Ideally, we are looking for people between the ages of 25 and 45. Those slightly younger or slightly older will be held to higher standards (simply because those outside of this range have a decreased likelihood of having things in common with us).

We are attracted to medium builds (men and women) and nice, round asses (women). Real breasts are preferred, but nicely enhanced breasts are good as well (no robo-tits). Some imperfections are perfect... we are a real couple with a few imperfections ourselves.

DESIRED PEOPLE: We are looking to meet down to earth couples (or select single females) who can hold a conversation, have a good time, and lose traditional inhibitions when the time is right. Primarily looking for social chemistry before physical chemistry, but we also want beautiful human forms on top of us if things progress further - no offense intended, but BBW/BBM is not our thing.

We also want a couple we have things in common with - the idea of hooking up with a couple of hot 19 year olds may be super tempting at first, but the minute you start talking about Pokemon Go! and how you captured a level 4 Pikachu is the minute we will politely excuse ourselves and leave (even if it's mid-penetration). We would like a married couple who has been together for a number of years and has gone through ups and downs in their relationship - the strongest pairs are those that have endured trial by fire (they also tend to have the least drama in and around their relationships).

IDEAL RELATIONSHIP: We are interested in couples who would consider friendship with an ongoing, non-intrusive play element (assuming the chemistry is right) where everyone plays together. NOTE: Side meetings are not an option, regardless of how many times we have played in the past - we play together or we don't play!

She wants a sexy couple where she is comfortable playing with either the female or the male (preferably both); he will play with female only (sorry guys but he won't be pitching or catching with you at all). He is, however, comfortable enough in his sexuality for accidental male/male touching during double penetration, etc.; but he is extremely overprotective when it comes to his holes.

HARD/SOFT LIMITS: Neither of us is into BDSM (no tie ups, tie downs, pain, humiliation, domination, water sports, scat play, or any other sexual acts that are highly unconventional), but things like light ass spanking or light- to medium-pressured nipple biting are okay (IF requested in the moment).

Both will ALWAYS use protection; please do not test either of us on this matter. "No" means NO and will only be said once before things go south! Additionally, we will ONLY play in the same room - no exceptions.

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